Overheard one hour ago in pew #11, as Grandma's choir performed Handel's Messiah:
"Daddy, how old is this music?"
"About 350 years."
Astonishment.
"Really?!?!"
"Shhhh. Yes." Pause. "He was the Justin Bieber of his time."
"What was his name?"
Pause.
"George."
"Really? Like the gorilla we have at school?!"
"Shhh…Yes, exactly."
Joy to the World.